She had no name. Only a designation. One as ironic as it was biting. S-3X. She did not know if they got the joke or not when she had been given it but she felt nothing but bitter at it. But she kept it finding it as good a name as any. The irony came from her purpose. She had been built as a method of procreation with humans. The organic parts of her, genetically modified from human DNA, were capable of sustaining a human embryo and helping raise it until weaning. She had all the available parts with a full uterus and expansive breasts. Everything from her inner thighs to her upper chest was organic and shaped to be pleasing to the human eye. Even her non organic parts were designed to be visually pleasing so she could attract a male and be impregnated. The resulting child would be then studied by her fellow machines in their quest to understand organic life. But plans did not always go perfectly. Sent out into human space aboard a ship, she had expected to find a station and become

An Unexpected Defense of Donald Trump An Attempt at Satire By Kelly Nosaj As we are now in year two hundred ninety-three of Trump playing the game “President”, we must remember the few things that he has done that are good. And while I admit that this is usually an oxymoron—emphasis on “moron”—he has shown that he can do good. Mostly as an example of what NOT to do. But as we reach the end of his first—and, hopefully, only term—let us recall all the good he has done. *He has done nothing. Trump spends all that time at the Mar-a-Lago. Just imagine how much worse everything would be if he actually stayed in the White house and did his job. And if the reports are to be believed, he spends over half his working hours in “Executive Time.” Which apparently involves a tv and twitter. Better distracted than ruining everything. *By being in the spotlight like this, we now take a closer look at his businesses. The Donald J. Trump Foundation and Trump University in particular. Using a charity